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                        January 25 - 29, 1999
                    
A piece from the St. Paul Pioneer Press concerning fiction and nonfiction
featuring the St. Paul Winter Carnival.
 I love this bit from 1887 (!):
 
 
 
 
 1887: The St. Paul Herald (published Saturdays, 10 cents a copy) was a lively newspaper that
 apparently took the carnival less seriously than other publications. Tobogganing was a new sport then,
 popular with young people because it allowed women to snuggle close to their escorts while flying down
  the hill. The Herald offered 11 humorous tobogganing rules, the first of which was:
  
  
  
"When a gentleman takes a lady down the slide and she, by her swaying from side to side,
upsets him in the snow, the practice of picking up the toboggan and thumping her over the head with
it is now obsolete in good society."
 
 
The saga of Jon Katz' attempt to learn Linux . . .
continues.
TTSSH is a freeware (yay!) SSH 
extension for TeraTerm Pro,
 a fab free terminal emulator/telnet client.  Windoze software.  I've been using Teraterm for awhile now,
  was real happy to find this free SSH add-on since SSH clients can be bloody expensive.
  
Are you a science fiction fan?  Will you be in/near Minneapolis, Minnesota this weekend?  
Don't miss the Minnesota Science Fiction Society's annual Pool Party.  This Saturday at
 the Radisson South Hotel in Bloomington, MN.  Starting at 2pm or so, going until very very late.
 Generally in at least one (usually more) of the suites at the far end of the pool, can't miss us.
 (And no, you don't have to swim, thank goodness.  Talk, eat, drink, play music, play games, etc).
Weekend TV Alerts:
New Providence (Fri, 7pm CST, NBC)
New Homicide (Fri, 9pm CST, NBC)
Cate Blanchett on Late Show w/ David Letterman
Nine back to back episodes of Kids in the Hall (starting Friday, 10:30pm CST, Comedy Central)
Bill Murray on Charlie Rose
Big Star Wars commercials rumored to air during the Super Bowl
Still more on Cupid, New York Post piece
 about what fans are doing to try to save the show:
 
 
 
 
 Not only did that put the "Cupid" up against NBC's "Frasier," but it meant that
 a show worthy of comparison to "Moonlighting" was airing in between "Vengeance Unlimited"
  (also struggling) and repeats of news hours about Death Row inmates and Charles Manson's "girls."
  
  
  
In desperation, this critic invited 20 readers to her apartment last Saturday and screened
several episodes.
It was love - and laughter - at first sight. Each of the converts had happily pledged to
convince at least 10 of their friends to watch "Cupid" tonight and convey their sentiments
to ABC (SAVE CUPID, 77 West 66th St., NYC 10023).
James Collier writes
 yet another good piece for teevee.org, this time he
  talks to the creator of Cupid:
 
 
 
 
 In an environment where make people make their living by sticking to tried and true formulas, [Rob]
 Thomas was willing to take a chance and make an intelligent show, one that didn't look like every other series
  to roll off the network assembly line.
"My battle cry around here is we don't make the 'Television Decision,'" he said.
"That is, can we use your expectations of television to mess with what you get at the end of the episode?"
And that was one of the more endearing parts of the show. When you'd expect a happy ending,
you'd get a downer. When you'd expect two people to make a connection, they wouldn't --
or not in the way you expected. The main characters made mistakes frequently. Sometimes, they
were jerks. They doubted themselves. For the viewers, it was a refreshing experience.
 
 
Waitaminute, that's not the Episode I poster I'm looking for . . . (it's funnier)
Maybe it's a weblog by a cat?  Otis the Cat's Clickerama directed me to
a dim sum shrine and a page showing
 Yoda doing the macarena.
  Be afraid.  
  
  
  
  Actually, I found the Clickerama at the very cool Stomp Tokyo website
   which has cool (and funny) reviews of many, many movies/videos (geeks note, they review
    the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special).  Suspect I may waste too much time
    here.  Lots of good stuff.
	
Too cool/cute for words.  Yes, you can download a zipfile
 full of pictures of the new Star Wars
 legos.
 
A cool confession spotted in Shyla Coen's
 negative review of My Fair Lady:
I have, on occasion, been known not to "get it". It took me almost a year of semi-regular
viewing to
realize NBC's "Homicide" is the most superior piece of entertainment on the small
(or big) screen today,
and now I'm glued to my set every Friday night.
Shyla Coen presents some off-beat film awards
 for 1998.  Good stuff.  Inluding
 the award for funniest scene (unintentionally, of course):
[from City of Angels]
The biggest guffaws last summer had to be the prolonged, slow-motion sequence of Meg Ryan embracing
life that was SO overdone, SO sappily scored and SO drawn out you just knew our blonde heroine was
about to bite it. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house during her deathbed farewell, but not for the
reasons you might think.
(I agree with all of 'em, except for when she calls The Negotiator
 a "mediocre action movie." Huh?  I don't think of it as an action movie, too little of that.
 Hrm, I suppose it is a mediocre action movie and a good suspense/thriller.  Heh.)
 
 
If you're freaked out about the Y2K problem and think you'll need emergency rations, might as
 well buy 'em from someone who's using the proceeds to feed starving kids the world over.  Twin
  Cities City Pages did a
  fine feature article about the folks behind
  Future Foods and Feed My Starving Children.
 I'm not buying rations, but it's an interesting tale, nonetheless.
In just over a decade, Proudfit has nearly single-handedly perfected, packaged, and distributed to
humanitarian organizations in 28 nations his "fortified rice-soy casserole." As a result,
hundreds of thousands of children around the globe have been fed FMSC [Feed My Starving Children]
meals. Last year alone, with contributions approaching $416,000, FMSC records show that nearly
10,000 volunteers were recruited from schools and churches across the nation to staff the
New Hope facility for the express purpose of packaging food. As a result, 2.3 million
individual meals were served in many of the world's neediest countries, including Haiti,
Venezuela, and India.
Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a sf novel:
IBM's new ThinkPad 770Z and 600E come loaded with a special computer chip and radio antenna.
They work with leading building security systems to prevent laptop computers from leaving a
site when they shouldn't.
When a laptop's mobility restrictions are activated, and someone takes the computer through a secure
door or passageway, it automatically becomes password-protected and essentially useless.
Matt Groening talks with salon about his new show:
What's your new show about?
What I told Fox was that it would be just like "The Simpsons," and they jumped up and down.
And when I showed them what I came up with they said, "This isn't like 'The Simpsons.'" I said,
 "Yeah it is. It's new and original, just like 'The Simpsons.'"
 
 
 
 TV Alerts for Thursday:
 New Cupid (8pm CST, ABC)
 Bill Murray on Late Show w/ David Letterman
 Internet stock discussion and/or Sophia Loren on Charlie Rose (tentative)
 
 
 
 
Feh.  Looks like tonight and Feb 11 are our last chances to see Cupid:
ABC’s "Cupid" has flung his last arrow.
The network Wednesday halted production on the series, about the mythical Cupid (Jeremy Piven),
banished from Mount Olympus until he pairs 100 couples together, setting the series up for a long run.
Only 15 couples, however, made the love connection through the 15 episodes that aired.
Check out this quote:
" Cupid has been a labor of love for everyone at ABC from the very start," said the
 network in a
statement. "The writing was phenomenal, the production was first rate, and the tremendous talent
of its
stars, Jeremy Piven and Paula Marshall, really gave the show life. Unfortunately, despite
everyone’s efforts, the audience just didn’t respond."
Great reason to cancel a show.  Perhaps one should work on promoting the show better or giving it
 a better timeslot . . .  Oh well.  ABC's done this before (see also Relativity) and would've
  yanked The Practice if David Kelley weren't behind it.  Does make me appreciate NBC a little more,
   Homicide has never gotten good ratings, but they've kept it on the air anyway . . . because
    it's "too good to cancel."  Glen of Coaxial at Ain't it Cool posted a
	rant on 
	this topic.  (I especially like the point that many don't bother watching anything on ABC anymore because
	 so few shows there are allowed to run more than 10 episodes before getting cancelled).
	
	
 
More on the forthcoming net and TV Homicide episodes.  ZDTV Crime folks gave
 advice to Homicide writers.  This article/release
  has some spoilers for the net and TV episodes
  involved.
  
  
  
  
  "I needed to know what CyberCrime people would do to investigate something like a murder on the
  Web. I needed to know the investigative beats, where they would look, what the procedure would be
  and what the red herrings might be," said Charno, the episode's writer and co-producer. 
  
  
  
An interview with Lucy Liu
 (that's Ling to Ally McBeal fans).  On the way folks go on about Calista Flockhart's weight (or lack thereof):
 
 
 
 
 It's unfortunate, though, how the press has been handling it. Because it's this wonderful, beautiful
 rose of a woman who's been destroyed by people judging her.
 
 
 
 
 On acting sexy:
 
 
 
  I think sexiness in a real person is, you get to know them and you like the way that they sit or
  the way they eat or twirl their hair or whatever it is, or the way they look when they wake up in the
  morning. But when you actually have to just be there and be sexy, it's not easy.
  
  
				    
                        A visit to Robot Wisdom reminded me that
                        the January issue of Wired is now
                        online. There's good stuff in it.
                    
                    
                        It seems everyone is writing about their
                        ebay addiction these days, but I may like
                        William Gibson's
                        confession the best of the lot:
                    
                    
                        
                            The idea of the Collectible is
                            everywhere today, and sometimes strikes
                            me as some desperate instinctive
                            reconfiguring of the postindustrial
                            flow, some basic mammalian response to
                            the bewildering flood of sheer stuff we
                            produce.
                        
                        
                            But the main driving force in the
                            tidying of the world's attic, the
                            drying up of random, "innocent" sources
                            of rarities, is information technology.
                            We are mapping literally everything,
                            from the human genome to Jaeger
                            two-register chronographs, and our
                            search engines grind increasingly fine.
                        
                    
                    
                        Kevin Poulson's tale of
                        his return to the world (after 5 years
                        in prison) and what it's like to be banned
                        from using the internet is a fine piece of
                        work, read it:
                    
                    
                        
                            Then I notice it: a billboard along the
                            freeway embankment. I'm not even aware
                            of what it's advertising. All I see is
                            the cryptic string of letters at the
                            bottom, beginning with "http://" and
                            ending with ".com." I stare at it,
                            gaping. I know what an Internet domain
                            looks like, and I've seen plenty of
                            billboards in my life, but together
                            they pose an incongruity that I can't
                            wrap my mind around. I had heard things
                            on the inside, of course. I knew the
                            world had changed - it's been five
                            years, after all. But I'm totally
                            unprepared for this visual evidence.
                        
                    
                    
                        Heck, I've been out here in the real world
                        (though mostly inside with my computer and
                        other toys) and I still find myself staring
                        strangely at billboards and TV ads for
                        websites. I'm now, at least, used to seeing
                        URLs in ads for businesses.
                    
                    
                    
                        Disappointing. Jesse
                        Ventura's webmaster lists IE as his
                        favorite browser, Access 97 as his favorite
                        software, and Windows 98 as his operating
                        system.
                    
                    
                    
                        Ben Welter's "Hot Sites for Geek Gossip
                        Mongers" is a cool list of sites most
                        of you probably already visit, but you
                        never know, there might be something you've
                        overlooked. Yeah, I was one of the geeks
                        that sent Ben a lengthy list o' links, many
                        of which are here. The piece turned out
                        well.
                    
                    
                    
                        James Lileks is evile, in a simple article
                        about backing up one's
                        data, he suggests this (as one possible
                        backup option):
                    
                    
                        
                            1. Back up the entire drive on
                            floppies. If you're new to
                            computers, I recommend this step,
                            because most computers come with
                            floppies. (If you're new to computers
                            and bought an iMac, you can access the
                            secret floppy drive by cracking open
                            the case and poking around inside the
                            monitor with a screwdriver until you
                            see a bright light. Move toward the
                            light until you are surrounded by all
                            your dead relatives, who will tell you
                            there is no secret floppy. You will
                            learn many other secrets in Heaven:
                            enjoy!) The downside, of course, is
                            that backing up a 17 GB hard drive with
                            floppies takes time -- you'll have to
                            buy the disks, format them and
                            construct an extra room in your house
                            in which to store them.
                        
                    
                    
                        Oh alright, it's a good piece. Read it. If
                        you're an iMac user, don't sue the paper if
                        you run into trouble on your search for the
                        secret floppy... ;-p
                    
                    
                    
                        Nifty interview with
                        Brent Spiner:
                    
                    
                        
                            I had a suggestion for Sondheim —
                            I wanted him to do a musical version of
                            Touch of Evil because I thought
                            all the parts were there. And he said,
                            "Well, I don't really like Touch of
                            Evil very much." And I said, "Well,
                            you don't know movies." [Laughing] And
                            that's the first time he ever looked me
                            in the eye.
                        
                        
                            Have you seen the Touch of
                            Evil director's cut yet?
                            
                            No. [Laughs] Who has time to see old
                            movies? I'm too busy watching 
                            Blade.
                        
                    
                    
                        I love Brent Spiner. (Oops, sorry. He does
                        do fun interviews, though).
                    
                    
                    
                        Ain't It Cool News
                        hints that a DVD of Buckaroo
                        Banzai may be in the works. And that it
                        sounds like things are looking good
                        (relatively at least) for a Buckaroo
                        Banzaii TV pilot to be filmed for FOX.
                        Nothing definite on either bit, but
                        still... Who'd have thunk it?
                    
                    
                        
                            Both of these coveted items may be some
                            time in coming, though. But the
                            possibilities exist, and they are
                            strong.
                        
                        
                            So there you have it folks. Slowly but
                            surely...slowly but surely. Now, if
                            only Fox would let Buckaroo Banzai and
                            the Hong Kong Cavaliers perform Auld
                            Lange Syne at 12 a.m. January 1, 2000
                            during its New Year's night broadcast.
                            What a wonderful world it could be...
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        TV Alerts for Wednesday:
                        
                        Sophia Loren on Late Show w/ David
                        Letterman
                        
                        Harrison Ford on The Tonight Show
                        (normally I don't mention reruns, but it's
                        Ford, darnit)
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        He oughta know . . . Andre Braugher says:
                    
                    
                        
                            I don't think we'll ever see Frank
                            Pembleton in the flesh again.
                        
                    
                    
                        Wah. :-( Braugher is supposedly going to
                        direct an episode of Homicide this
                        year. Anyway, it's nice to see an article about what
                        Braugher is working on these days.
                    
                    
                    
                        The gang at 
                        teevee.org are at it again. Much dark
                        humor (about TV, of course) in the two
                        recent Station Breaks (collections of
                        shorter-than-full-column bits) and in the
                        latest MailBag, too. I laughed far too hard
                        at today's look at 60 Minutes II.
                    
                    
                    
                        Lileks muses today on a
                        multicultural experience. Read it today (on
                        the 27th) before it's gone:
                    
                    
                        
                            If you grow up black in America, you
                            never forget you're black, because
                            you're always reminded one way or the
                            other. Growing up black in Africa is
                            like growing up white in North Dakota.
                            Or so it seems, in a general sense; I'm
                            sure there are enough exceptions to
                            either case to shoot down my rough
                            assumptions.
                        
                    
                    
                        More Lileks: in today's Backfence column he
                        talks of the lives of gloves.
                    
                    
                    
                        A good article from
                        the Boston Globe on what folks are calling
                        "hacktivism":
                    
                    
                        
                            What are the limits of political
                            protest in cyberspace, where the
                            boundaries between public and private
                            space are murky? How far can activists
                            go without infringing on the rights of
                            the people against whom they are
                            protesting? As international reliance
                            on computer technology increases, can
                            anyone with a little technical know-how
                            declare their own war?
                        
                    
                    
                        It's timely. Lotsa stuff going on these
                        days, take a look at today's Hacker News for some
                        examples. The Indonesia-East Timor story in
                        particular is worth watching.
                    
                    
                    
                        Sensible commentary by
                        Bruce Schneier on this Intel processor
                        ID number nonsense:
                    
                    
                        
                            As a cryptographer, I cannot design a
                            secure system to validate
                            identification, enforce copy
                            protection, or secure e-commerce using
                            a processor ID. It doesn't help. It's
                            just too easy to hack.
                        
                        
                            This kind of system puts us in the same
                            position we were in when the government
                            announced the Clipper chip: Those who
                            are engaged in illicit activities will
                            subvert the system, while those who
                            don't know any better will find their
                            privacy violated.
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        Want to catch up on Sluggy Freelance or
                        Kevin & Kell, but find you tire of waiting
                        for webpages to load or your eyes get too
                        tired from looking at your monitor? You
                        can, of course, catch up with the strips in
                        their dead tree incarnation. Books are
                        available from 
                        Plan 9 Publishing. They get bonus
                        points for having a nifty logo. I finally
                        broke down and ordered the Sluggy book.
                    
                    
                    
                        Four episodes of the cult TV classic (!?)
                        Get A Life have been released on home video by Rhino,
                        two episodes per tape.
                    
                    
                        I blush to admit I laughed far too hard at
                        some episodes of this show. It's not for
                        everyone and I've not seen any episodes in
                        years, so who knows what I'd think of it
                        now (I may have to get a tape to find out).
                    
                    
                    
                        Another new page debuts here at my
                        Windowseat, it's kindof a portal page of
                        sorts for folks looking for Minnesota news,
                        weather, road conditions, movie listings,
                        etc. All that jazz. May also be good for
                        "virtual Minnesotans," folks who used to
                        live in MN or want to live here or
                        otherwise have an interest in the state.
                        I've got more to add, but figure I'd fling
                        it out on the public as it is. Too much can
                        be overwhelming, anyway.
                    
                    
                    
                        I've mentioned this site to friends and
                        promised them the URL, but I think I've
                        been lousy at actually remembering to send
                        it to people. It's far too funny not to
                        share: Babylon Park. Yeah,
                        it's a cross between Babylon 5 and
                        South Park. Be afraid, be very
                        afraid.
                    
                    
                    
                        Lots of new stuff in today's memepool. (Try it, you'll
                        like it. If you haven't visited before or
                        lately, that is).
                    
                    
                        For instance, I found this via memepool:
                    
                    
                        
                            This is the story of three very bored
                            geeks, a leatherman, a bunch of
                            disposable plastic lighters, and a
                            severe case of pyromania. What started
                            out as a simple lighter on fire turned
                            into a psychotic inferno of fury.
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        Jorn boycotts Arts and
                        Letters Daily:
                    
                    
                        
                            Boycott: I'm deleting Arts &
                            Letters Daily from my daily rounds,
                            because its editor, Denis Dutton,
                            acknowledges he's been taking freely
                            from my links for months, but has
                            somehow never found the time to give me
                            the slightest public mention. (I first
                            requested this courtesy on 19 October.)
                            I call that plagiarism.
                        
                    
                    
                        I agree with Jorn. Folks should at least
                        make an effort to acknowledge sources . . .
                        Yeah, sometimes one can forget (I know I do
                        sometimes) or feel they've spied something
                        a bunch of places so attribution isn't
                        necessary. Listing sources can be awkward,
                        too. But it's not as if ALD couldn't at
                        least link to Jorn once! (Geez, they've got
                        room for ads all over their page and the
                        new scitech page, why not links to some of
                        their sources? Or to a page listing
                        sources/credits?). Oh, well.
                    
                    
                    
                        Notes: I've not seen many of the
                        things I've featured in "TV Alerts," I seem
                        to be watching less TV than usual these
                        days. Always interested in hearing about
                        things, though, if you catch any of 'em and
                        find the shows good, bad, or otherwise, let me
                        know.
                    
                    
                        I've been toying with coming up with a more
                        explicit theme for this weblog, or perhaps
                        splitting it somehow. Any thoughts? How
                        could I improve things? Sometimes I feel I
                        should give up on tech stuff altogether
                        'cuz it's covered so well elsewhere, but
                        then every so often I find something new or
                        something I simply have to comment
                        on. As always, your feedback
                        is really appreciated.
                    
                    
                    
                        Carl Steadman's "Exit,
                        Stage Right" rings too true. How many
                        net professionals have been there? Too
                        many.
                    
                    
                    
                        Cameron [of Camworld] on
                        weblogs:
                    
                    
                        
                            In some sense, weblogs sum up what's so
                            great about the Internet. Like fanzine
                            editors before them, weblog editors
                            embrace a topic or theme and run with
                            it. Weblogs are a great indicator of
                            what's happening on the Internet and
                            within the web community.
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        See Playing by Heart for the pets?
                    
                    
                        
                            I loved it that his women characters
                            are all pet-mad. There are some
                            absolutely magnificent dogs running
                            through "Playing by Heart," and even a
                            one-eyed tiger cat who's a mangy,
                            grumpy-faced charmer.
                        
                    
                    
                        Charles Taylor (of salon) liked the pets,
                        didn't like the movie (though he seems to
                        have liked some of the performances just
                        fine). I think he's right on re Jon
                        Stewart:
                    
                    
                        
                            The best scenes are the ones between
                            Gillian Anderson and Stewart. It's a
                            pity that Stewart, one of the few
                            recent comics whose sense of irony
                            isn't inhumanly superior, has wound up
                            in the midst of the sneer fest that is
                            Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."
                            "Playing by Heart" suggests he could be
                            a terrific romantic comic lead.
                        
                    
                    
                        I've mostly seen negative reviews, with a
                        sprinkling of positives. Sounds like the
                        cast is grand, folks were expecting more
                        from it and were disappointed (weak
                        script?). Film does have a fab ensemble
                        cast, I'd hoped it'd be good. May have to
                        go see it (heck, if it's got cute dogs and
                        cats, as well as Sean Connery . . . ).
                    
                    
                    
                        Glad I don't live in Florida (even if
                        the weather is nicer there this time of
                        year):
                    
                    
                        
                            If you have a Florida driver's license,
                            the state has sold your photo for a
                            penny to a New Hampshire company.
                        
                        
                            Image Data LLC of Nashua, N.H., bought
                            the 14-million pictures for a data base
                            that it wants to sell to retailers
                            eager to prevent fraud. But its system
                            has not been proven to be either secure
                            or economically viable for retailers.
                            [via hnn]
                        
                    
                    
                        'Course this stuff could happen anywhere
                        and driver's license data is considered
                        part of the "public record" most places. I
                        try not to think about it too much. Bad
                        enough my SSN was my driver's license
                        number when I lived in South Dakota. And
                        what's the deal with stores now asking for
                        zip codes or phone numbers before they ring
                        up your purchases?
                    
                    
                    
                        Sounds like some pictures are up at the Lego website of the Star
                        Wars legos. But I'm too lazy/busy to login
                        (argh, they require registration) to see
                        them. Harrumph. One of these days . . .
                    
                    
                    
                        Huh. An article about personal webpages
                        makes the front page of the Minneapolis
                        Star Tribune (dead tree edition and
                        online). I'm quite perplexed at why 
                        now there's interest in this stuff . .
                        . personal webpages aren't exactly a new
                        trend (I've had mine since 1993, fer
                        instance). Still it's a decent piece, even if
                        it mentions Geocities.
                    
                    
                    
       Some of my deep dark secrets are revealed in my new  
        Bio(graphy) and on my page devoted to guilty 
        pleasures. Yeah, I'm doing some web housekeeping, updated the  
        homepage itself, too (still not happy with it). And made some tweaks 
        to my Homicide 
        page. 
                    
       Apparently I am not alone in my solitaire addiction . . . my solitaire 
        pursuits webpage is the second most-hit page on this site (after this 
        weblog). Interesting. 
                    
                    
                        Survey at Ain't It Cool
                        News . . . which movie was the Coolest
                        of last year (not necessarily the best, but
                        the coolest). This is the first round, plan
                        to do a number of rounds then pick the
                        final recipient of the Cool Award. So far,
                        Out of Sight is in the lead.
                    
                    
                    
                        Nifty. HTML-Kit is a cool
                        new Windows program that incorporates HTML Tidy. Basically
                        a GUI for HTML Tidy, but looks like it has
                        extra editing and conversion features, too.
                        Love that it'll convert font tags to style
                        sheets. Will have to play with it some when
                        I get a chance. And I already loved HTML
                        Tidy because it makes HTML pretty/readable
                        (i.e. indents stuff the way it should be).
                        [via tomalak]
                    
                    
                    
                        Web America Claims Win in
                        Gateway.Net Case Interesting. I left
                        GW2K before they launched their gateway.net
                        thingie, had wondered what ISP they were
                        using. Sounds like they aren't 'zactly sure
                        themselves.
                    
                    
                    
                        What the? John Cleese will be in
                        the next Bond movie:
                    
                    
                        
                            The Brit actor-comedian has been cast
                            as R, an incompetent, accident-prone
                            assistant to Q, 007’s deadpan
                            gadget guru, in the Bond
                            franchise’s 19th outing,
                            UA’s "The World Is Not Enough."
                            [via robot wisdom]
                        
                    
                    
                        Could be cool, could be lame. Interesting
                        idea, though one wonders if they're
                        venturing into Get Smart territory
                        here . . .
                    
                    
                    
                        The online Homicide world meets the
                        on-air Homicide world in February.
                        Interesting Wired
                        article about the crossover. I'm
                        looking forward to the episode. Noticed a
                        flaw in this article, they say it's the
                        first time the cops of Homicide will
                        be shown using computers... not quite
                        right, I can think of one episode where
                        they looked something up on what looked
                        like a really old mainframe.
                    
                    
                        
                            The Homicide crossover is another
                            milestone in showing "that we can
                            really expand the horizons of what's
                            possible," Hjelm [NBC's director of
                            interactive programming] says. "The end
                            game? In my perfect world, every show
                            would have producers from the online
                            side sitting down at the same table
                            with the rest of the creative team.
                            Interactive elements should be built
                            into every show we do."
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        Well duh, of course we've not seen the last
                        of Agent Fowley/Mimi
                        Rogers on The X-files. Pity.
                    
                    
                    
                        Monday Night TV:
                        
                        Ally McBeal rerun (from last year,
                        Ally and Georgia kickbox-- against each
                        other, even).
                        
                        FX starts it's X-Files
                        conspiracy/mythology episode marathon,
                        complete with new interviews and stuff
                        scattered throughout. Pity I don't get FX.
                        
                         And Dilbert premieres:
                    
                    
                        
                            After many trips back to the drawing
                            board, the Dilbert (8 p.m., UPN)
                            animated sitcom finally makes its
                            debut. Scott Adams is co-creator (along
                            with former "Seinfeld" producer Larry
                            Charles) for this adaptation of Adams'
                            strip about a hapless corporate drone.
                            Daniel Stern, who used to be the
                            narrator of "The Wonder Years,"
                            provides the voice of Dilbert (wait --
                            I'm confused; did little Kevin Arnold
                            grow up to be Dilbert?). Also starring
                            the voices of Kathy Griffin as Alice,
                            Larry Miller as the evil boss and Chris
                            Elliott (of course) as the sarcastic
                            Dogbert.
                        
                    
                    
                        That's what Joyce Millman had to say in today's blue glow.
                        Airs at 7pm for those of us in the Central
                        Time Zone. I'm not sure what a 
                        Dilbert TV series is a sign of. Not the
                        apocalypse, exactly. I never imagined
                        Dogbert would sound like Chris Elliot!
                    
                    
                    
                        I'm not making this up. You could get paged every time a live police
                        chase airs in L.A. For a mere dollar
                        per year. [via teevee]
                    
                    
                    
                        A big loss (IMHO) to fans of the Minnesota
                        Timberwolves. Tom Gugliotta turns down
                        a fabulous contract and leaves
                        Minnesota. Doesn't make sense to me,
                        big loss for the team. Sounds like the rest
                        of the T-wolves are stunned. Including
                        Kevin McHale:
                    
                    
                        
                            By Sunday evening, Gugliotta was in
                            Phoenix, former teammates were watching
                            him on TV, and McHale was slumped
                            against a wall in a Target Center
                            hallway. He complained about a sick
                            feeling in the pit of his stomach.
                        
                        
                            "I wish I could be mad at Tommy, but I
                            can't," he said. "My little boy Tommy
                            said he wanted to mail his picture to
                            Googs, so he wouldn't forget him. I
                            almost felt like crying last night,
                            too. What happened?"
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        Gateway website ripe for
                        redesign. That's for darn sure. The
                        site was better, IMHO, way back when
                        they/we first launched the "Build Your Own
                        Gateway" feature and online ordering. And
                        back then, all the pages were hand-coded. I
                        know, I was there. I cranked out hundreds
                        of webpages a day to try to keep the prices
                        updated on the website. But the site was
                        cute then and easy to navigate. It's
                        slicker now, but takes longer to load and I
                        can't find my way around worth a darn. The
                        website has been so mismanaged, it makes me
                        sad. 'Cuz once upon a time, there were some
                        talented folks on the GW2K web team. It's
                        really hard to watch sites you used to work
                        on go downhill. :-(
                    
                    
                    
                        James Lileks, on books vs. computers:
                    
                    
                        
                            This is why books are still superior to
                            computers. Books never freeze. Books
                            never need to be upgraded to run the
                            latest novels -- if they did, people
                            with old, outdated books would be stuck
                            reading Austen and Dickens and other
                            19th-century authors, because their
                            books couldn't handle plots with jets
                            or lasers. You couldn't pick up that
                            new Kafka translation without a
                            Surrealism Accelerator Card. "Well, you
                            can still read the book," the salesman
                            would say, "but without the card, the
                            character just turns into a fluffy
                            chick instead of a beetle."
                        
                        
                            On the other hand, you can't read a
                            book at work without looking as if
                            you're slacking, whereas anyone in an
                            office with a computer looks like
                            they're working, if they frown enough.
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        Jon Carroll on writers
                        and readers:
                    
                    
                        
                            All writers start out as readers; all
                            writers have read stories that spoke to
                            them, that opened worlds, that
                            dissected emotions, that explained
                            relationships, that showed them other
                            ways of being. Writers start out being
                            drunk on someone else's words; they
                            spend their lives trying to create
                            equally potent brews.
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        Michael Rawdon on 
                        Homicide and X-men and character-driven
                        stories:
                    
                    
                        
                            The Homicide episode "Crosetti", from
                            the third season, I think is the best
                            one I've seen yet. Lewis' partner
                            Crosetti - who was "on vacation" for
                            the season's inaugural three-parter -
                            turns up dead. Bolander, the primary,
                            thinks Crosetti committed suicide,
                            while Lewis can't believe it of his
                            partner. It has some terrific scenes
                            between Bolander and Giardello, Lewis
                            and Bolander, and the final scene with
                            Pembleton (with a lovely, mournful sax
                            piece playing over the video). A really
                            terrific story about the people on this
                            homicide squad.
                        
                        
                            I find that many of the best stories
                            revolve around a particular "family" of
                            characters reacting - well or poorly -
                            to a particular event. This episode is
                            a prime example, as is the "Death of
                            Phoenix" storyline in the X-Men comic
                            circa 1980. When the characters are
                            well-drawn, have history behind them,
                            and their actions are instantly
                            understandable by the audience in the
                            context of that history, a story just
                            works, on levels that other stories
                            can't quite get to. Sometimes the
                            audience's reaction is "At least
                            they're there for each other", other
                            times it's "How did things ever get to
                            this point?", or something else, but
                            any of these reactions is strong. It's
                            what makes fiction worth following in
                            the first place.
                        
                    
                    
                    
                        Ooops. Homicide: Life on the Street
                        wasn't on last Friday, was 
                        preempted so we could see still more
                        figure skating. Harrumph.
                    
                    
                    
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