But then I'd have to return it to Mt. Doom, wouldn't I? Right?

My favorites were frodo's and Legolas's diarys. Frodo was absolutely clueless! But why did you make them all gay? Never mind, who cares, as long as it's funny. You should make a diary for Galadriel. I can imagine her saying: "Tried to put foot in little blue-eyed hobbits breeches. Did not succeed. Think he got wrong idea, gave extra pair of breeches to me."

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