So maybe I spend way too much time looking at people's listmania lists at amazon.com. I can't help it.

But what's up with this list? Music to Repel Chicks.

Okay, the Iron Maiden record and the Foreigner one would make this chick retch or at least roll her eyes. And I can't quite imagine what would be on a Three Stooges album.

But the rest of the picks? Um, these are albums I own, dangit. And I'm a chick, okay? Don't underestimate my chick-itude.

And don't dis Weird Al, Moxy Fruvous, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Spinal Tap, John Williams' Star Wars scores, Space Ghost or Brak. Or there'll be hell to pay.