I love The Onion. Especially this piece titled "Who Will Bring Closure To A Grieving Nation?" A taste of it:

Will it be a major network like CBS that heals us, salving our wounds with its around- the-clock, Dan Rather-hosted coverage? Or will it be a cable channel like CNN, its crack team of veteran telejournalists guiding us to a place of rebirth and renewal as only a 24- hour news network can? Or will it be a surprise young upstart like MTV, speaking to our hearts in a way foreign to its stodgier counterparts?