OMG! My friend Al sent me this link to a 'l33t' version of Romeo and Juliet. It's "Tales of the L33t". Be afraid, be very afraid.
(Actually, be warned that it's 11 minutes long and there's some music and of course animation and some profanity and whatnot since it's spoofing the idiotic way some folks talk on irc and like that).
(But some bits made me laugh out loud, they did. Too funny).
(There's also a downloadable version available from this page if you don't want to watch it right there in yer web browser or if you have difficulties).