I like poundy.com and I don't think I've mentioned it here before. But a portion of this entry made me laugh out loud:
I just bought a George Foreman Lean Mean Lowfat Grilling Machine because it was about time, I guess. I don't know much about it. I know that supposedly you put ordinary food on it and close the lid and then when you open it suddenly everything is wonderful and savory and different and practically throbbing with low-fat flavor. So I guess it's a magical portal for your food. I just hope the Lean Mean Grilling Machine won't be mean to my Hello Kitty Toaster, which is also on my kitchen counter, and which toasts a Hello Kitty face onto every slice, making it a very sissy appliance. Then again, it's really too bad that the George Foreman Grill doesn't grill a George Foreman face onto every chicken breast. Or maybe it does; I'll have to try it.